Age: 15
Height: 6'2, 188cm
Nickname: Igor, Lurch
Favourite Weapon: Katana, Forehead
Says: "Everyone says it's all my fault! It's not my fault!"

Founder of SAABS, and key organiser. NaQirex is, although not self confessed, a complet maniac in control of a beastly body better fitted to stand outside a night club. Surprisingly enough, he sometimes comes up with ideas that you just wouldn't expect from a gorilla. No one really knows what it's like inside his head. And all the smart ones don't want to. He's been around the world three times, but still seems none the wiser. He still walks in front of cars and stands there wondering why they beep.






Age: 15
Height: 5'11, 180 cm
Nickname: QoF (Queen of Fairies)
Favourite Weapon: Armour Piercing Marble-Gun and decapatated heads
Says: "It was like that before I was here!", "I'm not touching it, you do it!" and "Yoyoma!"

KhAyOs - a self confessed insanity student. He's called KhAyOs because he seems like a normal straight - A student, but he's not. (His real future ambition is to be a hotdog stand operator). Only a few people have any idea how twisted he is...but they don't know the real truth.

He does most of the web designing for us, and he's into sniper type weapons (Nelyx and NaQirex take care of the power weps!) He doesn't have as much knowledge etc. as them, but he likes to think he's the energy in the group, so he don't complain. Much.





Age: 15
Height: 3'2, 94 cm (dunno, but midget)
Nickname: Molestme
Favourite Weapon: Automatic Quadruple-Barrelled Bazooka (that consequently blasts him into orbit)
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Psyke - Our newest member to Saabs, who shall be initiated on the 15/10/2000. We don't know much about him, and we're not sure we want to. He is the former runty assassin who worked alone





Age: 15
Height: 4'1, 122 cm (dunno, but short)
Nickname: The Purple Leprechaun, Rednut
Favourite Weapon: Teeth
Says: "NAHHHHHH" and "IM SPETHALL"

The redhead from..........well we don't know exactly. But none of us have been there. The replacement for Nelyx, we all thought at first that Ecobo was just a redheaded retard that enjoyed taunting people in any manner possible. While that remains true, he has, surprisingly, shown himself to be fairly resourceful and practical. He is also the luckiest bastard we've met so far. It also seems that he has a 'higher level' connection with the cannons. The Chaplain in particular. This becomes aparrent when the fuckin things will only work in his hands, to the TOTAL AND UTTER FRUSTRATION of the others. So, he's annoying, small, and lucky. Hence, the purple leprechaun. (purple because that's all he wares whenever we see him).






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